Title: Kisses and Bangs
Fandom: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Rating: T
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: There are two kisses and two bangs.
Note: Yeah, Anne, because nobody's made that joke before.
( no seriously every single one of us has made this joke )

Title: Hayfever
Fandom: Fright Night 2011
Rating: T
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: When Charley looks out his window one evening, he isn't surprised as he probably should be to see Jerry standing in his mother's garden.
Note: Once upon a time, scrapbullet and I had a long conversation about how adorable Jerry would be with ( Read more... )

Goddammit motherfucker shit balls fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK.

Amendment 1 passed.

In case anyone was considering saying a damn thing, I live in North Carolina, and I, and everyone I know, voted against that shit. I love my state, and most of us are goddamn wonderful people. But FUCKING HELL, today is really making it hard to keep up that ( Read more... )

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Title: Donuts
Fandom: Iron Man/Marvel (TWELVE HOURS UNTIL THE AVENGERS AHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Phil looks up as the box of powdered donuts lands on his desk with a soft "thud".
Note: Makes more sense if you've seen "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor's ( Read more... )

Title: Babysitting
Fandom: Iron Man/Marvel
Rating: Ohoho that would be an M
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Stark turns to look at Coulson. "So I'm about to be naked and wet. Fair warning."
Note: SEE I WROTE HAPPY!TONY YOU GUYS. I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT. Also, this was supposed to just be a cute little UST ( Read more... )

Title: The One Where Justin Hammer Loses the Owner's Manual (a.k.a. Sometimes Anne Just Can't Decide on a Title)
Fandom: Iron Man/Marvel
Rating: M
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: When Justin sees Stark at a party and Stark makes a smart remark, Justin knows how to handle the situation.
Note: I have no idea. I' ( Read more... )

Anneka: okay run with me and my crazy self for a second
Anneka: but i'm watching IM2
Anneka: and as justin leaves he's all MAYBE I'LL EVEN GET LAID at vanko, remember?
Anneka: and i was like LOLOLOL WHAT IF LOKI?
Anneka: but now i'm thinking

( I THINK THE BEST THOUGHTS, YOU GUYS )

Title: Girls All the Bad Guys Want
Fandom: Iron Man/Thor/Captain America/Avengers/Marvel
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Bizarrely, Clint Barton, Tony Stark, and Loki, so different from each other, are all locked in an unspoken and incredibly pathetic contest.
Note: Inspired by Girl All the Bad Guys Want ( Read more... )

Title: Stamina
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe (Iron Man, Thor)
Rating: M
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Tony thinks he wants Loki's powers in the bedroom. Loki decides to have a little fun.
Warning: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE.
Note: Promised forever ago to a great many people. Really not sure how I feel about the ( Read more... )